Wednesday 31 December 2008

Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!!

Bananas which contain three natural sugars (sucrose, fructose and glucose) and fiber give an instant, sustained, and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous, 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Reducing Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: Two-hundred students at a Twickenham (Middlesex, UK) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood-sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito Bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at Work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood-sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every 2 hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature Control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.

Smoking Cessation: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6 and B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress Relief: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. They can be re-balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Stroke Risk: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Wart Removal: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

Splinter Removal: For those hard-to-remove wood splinters, rather than poking and prodding with tweezer and needle, take a small piece of banana skin, large enough to cover the splinter wholly, yellow side out, and carefully tape it over the splinter with a band-aid or tape. Overnight the banana and its enzymes will work the splinter out, dissolving it and sealing the wound. So in the morning, when you remove the band-aid, the pad will be yucky brown mush and no more splinter!

CONCLUSION: So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around!

So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say: "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

Sunday 14 December 2008

Interesting Real Facts (Strange but True)

1

Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2

40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

3

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

4

On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

5

Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

6

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

7

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

8

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

9

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

10

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

11

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

12

The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

13

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

14

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

15

Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

16

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

17

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18

Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

19

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

20

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

21

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

22

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

23

The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

24

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

25

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

26

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

27

Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".

28

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29

In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

30

A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

31

We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

32

Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

33

Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

34

Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

35

Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

36

When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.

37

There are more chickens than people in the world.

38

The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

39

There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

40

The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

41

The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.

42

The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.

43

The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.

44

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

45

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

46

Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.

47

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

48

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks.

49

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

50

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

51

When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.

52

Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.

53

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded

54

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

55

Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."

56

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

57

"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.

58

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.

59

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.

60

If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction

61

China has more English speakers than the United States.

62

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

63

Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.

64

An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.

65

Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.

66

Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.

67

According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

68

The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.

69

If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.

70

Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.

71

Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.

72

More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.

73

Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.

74

Coca-Cola was originally green.

75

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

76

The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

77

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

78

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

79

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

80

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

81

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

82

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

83

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

84

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

85

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

86

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

87

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

88

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

89

If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

90

If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

91

Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

92

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

93

A snail can sleep for three years.

94

All polar bears are left handed.

95

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

96

Butterflies taste with their feet.

97

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

98

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

99

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

100

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

101

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

102

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

103

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

104

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

105

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

106

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

107

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

108

And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

'All that is gold does not glitter'

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Friday 12 December 2008

You Know You Are A Doctor When………………

You know your going to have a bad day when the answer to your question “What brought you here today” begins with “well it all started 3 years ago doc…”

You can have a complete conversation using mainly letters instead of full words.
eg, On arrival in A+E the SHO ordered ECG, FBC, U+E's and an ABG. The patient had ARF and despite an IVI was CTD. She was made NFR and for TLC only.

You meet new people and see their hands for the first time you instantly think “ooh, bet I could get a green venflon in that vein!”

You only watch Casualty, Holby City and Doctors for their comedy value!

You only watch Scrubs and House for their true to life portrayals of hospital medicine!

You STILL get angry when TV doctors try to shock a flatlined patient. Grr!

You have missed a close family member’s / friend’s / your own wedding / birthday/ golden anniversary due to being on call. You are still not sure if you’ve been forgiven despite having no influence over the rota.

You have pretended to be on call in order not to attend a close family member’s / friend’s wedding / birthday /golden anniversary.

When doing your houseman jobs you repeatedly got frustrated that no one trusted your assessments.

When doing your senior jobs you repeatedly got frustrated that you couldn’t trust your houseman’s assessments.

You act like nurses are the bane of your life, yet secretly you know that on at least one occasion a nurse has saved your ass!

You’ve googled a patient’s condition prior to seeing them in order to pretend that you know more about it.

The word “MTAS” STILL makes you angry.

You feel angry and snubbed if a family member sees their own GP without asking you for advice first.

If a family member asks you for advice about a symptom you tell them that the best thing for them to do is to see their own GP.

You score on the CAGE assessment (maybe not for alcohol, but definitely for something, coffee, chocolate or starmix maybe)

You realise there are never enough tourniquets in the world.

You can spend ages clerking and presenting a patient, only for them to completely contradict everything you’ve said when the consultant sees them. “My junior tells me this all started with a dull ache in your foot…” “No doc, it was a crushing pain in my chest and down my arm…???”

You are expected to psychically predict a patient’s meds when their drug chart goes missing and need rewriting. Or when the patient can’t remember them. “I take 2 pink ones and a little red on” Hmm, very helpful.

There is a name of at least one previous patient that if you ever saw written on the expected board again you would run a mile!

You have a car boot full of useless crap from drug reps, yet every time you see them you still feel compelled to bleed them dry.

The only days you remember to bring a lunch with you are the days the drug reps have provided a free one.

You only use open questions in communication assessments.

The neatness of your handwriting is inversely proportional to how confident you are of your spelling of that long drug name.

Saturday 8 November 2008

Tuesday 21 October 2008

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Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it?

Monday 20 October 2008

Wednesday 15 October 2008

Friday 19 September 2008

Thursday 18 September 2008

Name Analyser


M
erry
U
nusual
H
andsome
A
dventurous
M
oral
M
odest
A
ggressive
D
ifferent



Analyze your own name!

Tuesday 15 July 2008

Simply Amazing!!!



Top 10 Ping Pong Shots of All Time

Friday 13 June 2008

GOLDEN WORDS:

Kisi Ki Madad Karte Waqt Us K Chehre Ki Janib Mat Daikho
Ho Sakta Hai Us Ki Sharminda Aankhain Tumhare Dil May Ghuroor Ka Beej Bo Dain.../
i hope u understand this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If somone hurts u dont mind it, bc its a law of nature dat:
"de tree dat hs the SWEETEST fruit, bears de maximum numbr of stones.



Be 'CLOSE' with SOMEONE
who makes you happy
.
.
.
.
But be 'CLOSER' to that person who can't be happy without you!
Feel the difference!




Once a person asked to God,"What surprises you the most about mankind?". God replied, They loses their health to make money and then loses their money to restore their health. By thinkig anxiously about their futurethey forget the present such that they lived neither for the preseny nor for the future. They live as if wil never die and they die as if they had never lived.



My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat pizzas,
samosay dahi baray,
ice cream,
chocolate,
&
sandwich...
WITHOUT
ME

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)
Do not limit your challenges; challenge your limit.
Born with personality is an accident,but living as a personality is an achievement...


Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->



Perfect Description of TRUST
Trusting a Person is Giving Someone the Ability 2 Destroy u Completely ...
but at d same time being Confident dat he won't.

Jannat k 8 darwazay hen,
Jannatul mava.
Darul maqam.
Darul salam.
Darul khuld.
Jannatul adan.
Jannatul naim.
Jannatul kasif.
Jannatul firdous.
ALLAH Pak se dua hy k
roz'e Qyamat me her darwazy se thumara naam pukara jaye"Aameen".
Perfect Description of TRUST
Trusting a Person is Giving Someone the Ability 2 Destroy u Completely ...
but at d same time being Confident dat he won't".

Monday 26 May 2008

Some words of wisdom!!!

Somebody is always doing what somebody else said couldn't be done.

Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.

Nothing is enough for the man for whom enough is too little.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Take the world as it is, not as it ought to be.

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.


Monday 12 May 2008

And the best one!




Mr Bean - Judo

Little bit of nostalgia!



Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool


MR BEAN IN TOILET


Mr. Bean Video - Mr. Bean driving on roof of a car

How to write an assignment in college???

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3z off of bit-torrent.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your professor, the course, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.
19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some solitaire (or age of legends!).
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.
26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

Moral Questions!

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the
answer of this one........

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.












Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way: Answer to the abortion question …..if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven..

Crazy Facts!!

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Best Quote of 2007!!!







"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. --Comedian
Chris Rock

Wednesday 7 May 2008

start laughing??????????

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
pari the great
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
cool pari

Poor Pope

The pope and his lawyer were driving in Rome, and a truck blows a red-light, and the pope and his lawyer both die.



They appear before St. Peter at the pearly gates, and he says "Welcome to heaven."



At just that moment throngs of the heavenly host appear from within the
gates. Closer and closer they come. You can see the joy in their faces
as they draw near to the pope and his lawyer.



The pope holds his head up and straightens his collar expecting a hero's welcome and jubilant cheers like he enjoyed on earth.



The throng now reaches the gate and wisk the pope's lawyer up and carry him on their shoulders into the celestial city.



Soon they dissapear into the distance leaving the pope standing alone at the gate.



The pope says to Peter "I am the pope, you know".



Peter responds "Yes, I know, you may enter."



The pope continues "Did they know that was only my lawyer?"



Peter replies: "Listen, popes we have plenty . . . he was the first lawyer that's made it."

Why did God create alcohol beverages???

so that Irish wouldn't rule the world!!!

Thought of the day


"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending."

Things only possible in Movies!!!

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Most fun gaming experience!!!

Just confirms the fact that WII is the best console along with PSP best for handheld!!!..case closed!!

May 2, 2008
- There's no stopping Mario Kart over in
Japan. In its third week of sales, the Wii title sold an additional
151,918 units, placing it at the top of Media Create's software chart
for the week covering 4/21 to 4/27.

Just as Mario Kart has remained fixed in the top software spot, the PSP has done the same with hardware. Sony sold another 92,411 units of the portable this week, beating the Wii's 48,796 units and DS Lite's 42,435 units combined. The PS3 got a slight boost to 9,107 units. Below it were PS2 at 7,108 units and Xbox 360 at 1,283 units.

Tuesday 6 May 2008

Men vs Women




Men VS Women - The Differences

Europe vs Italy




Europe vs Italy - Funny Animation by Bruno Bozzetto

Indians!!!

She was so Indian…

…she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

…she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

…she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

…she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

…she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

…she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

…she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

…she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

…she tried to drown a fish.

…she thought a quarterback was a refund.

…she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

…if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

…they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

…under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

…she tripped over a cordless phone.

…she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

…at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".

…she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

…it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

…if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

…she studied for a blood test …and failed.

…she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

…she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

…she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

…she sold the car for gas money.

…when she saw the "NC-17″ (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

…when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

…she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

…when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

…when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Another one on Stability!!

Srability Exercise
The Advantage Exercising on a Stability Ball is you get "more Bang for your Buck"

When perform exercises on the ball your core muscles and other stabilizer muscles are always active. They are active because the ball is an unstable surface, and in order for it to remain steady, your body must contract hundreds of different muscles to stabilize the ball.

For example, if you are doing push-ups on the stability ball, you are not only working your chest and triceps, your core, shoulder stabilizers, obliques, and even more muscles are active to stabilize the ball.

This not only means you will make your body stronger and more stable, you will also burn more calories than you would if you did the exercises using a bench or the floor instead of the ball.

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Few words of wisdom!!

Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words.

Keep your words positive, because your words become your actions.

Keep your actions positive, becaue your actions become your habits.

Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your lifestyle.

Keep your lifesyle positive, because your lifestyle becomes your destiny.

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Monday 5 May 2008

Jati


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Flowers


Photography by pari

Magic food -- Celery


Helps fight free radicals, lower cholesterol, lower high blood pressure, has diuretic properties (be ready to be on the spree of peeing!!), and loads of Vitamin K among others that helps in blood coagulation and helps in heart disease.

A few quick serving ideas:


Add chopped celery to your favorite tuna fish or chicken salad recipe.

Enjoy the delicious tradition of eating peanut butter on celery stalks.

Use celery leaves in salads.

Braise chopped celery, radicchio and onions and serve topped with walnuts and your favorite soft cheese.

Next time you are making fresh squeezed carrot juice give it a unique taste dimension by adding some celery to it.

Add celery leaves and sliced celery stalks to soups, stews, casseroles, and healthy stir fries.

Adopt it as part of your life and live happily ever after... like Cinderella.



Strange

some strange news... just read that everybody of us and i mean everyone of us produces around 400-700ml of flatus everyday.... so whoever thinks they dont fart... small advice don't lie....

Latest News!!!

In other news, after loads and loads of begging mna sahib has become the moderator of this website... therefore u might see some stupid posts from now on.... have fun!!!!

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Sunday 4 May 2008

SparkPeople




SparkPeople Stability Ball Workout

Thursday 1 May 2008

Stability Ball Exercise




Top Ten Stability Ball Exercises by www.getfitsource.com

Pa Won't Like It

A young man working at the bowling alley with his father accidentally overturned a cart full of bowling balls. John at the snack bar looked over and saw the boy struggling to right the tipped cart.

"Hey Chris," the snack bar employee said. "Forget your troubles for a bit. It's late. Come over here and try some of these new jalapeno poppers and fries. I'll help you with that cart after you eat."

"That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that," Chris replied.

"Aw, come on, take a break for a bit," the man at the snack bar insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "But Pa won't like it."

After eating a few of the poppers with ranch dressing and a huge plate of golden French fries, Chris thanked the snack bar worker. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset."

"Nonsense," the cook said. "Where is your pa anyway?"

"Under the cart."

Wednesday 30 April 2008

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.


Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man
starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”


“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When
I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away.”


“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison.”