Some words of wisdom!!!

Somebody is always doing what somebody else said couldn't be done.

Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.

Nothing is enough for the man for whom enough is too little.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Take the world as it is, not as it ought to be.

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.

And the best one!

Mr Bean - Judo

Little bit of nostalgia!

Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool

MR BEAN IN TOILET

Mr. Bean Video - Mr. Bean driving on roof of a car

How to write an assignment in college???

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3z off of bit-torrent.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your professor, the course, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.
19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some solitaire (or age of legends!).
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.
26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

Moral Questions!

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the
answer of this one........

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.












Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way: Answer to the abortion question …..if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven..

Crazy Facts!!

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Best Quote of 2007!!!

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. --Comedian
Chris Rock

start laughing??????????

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
pari the great
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
cool pari

Poor Pope

The pope and his lawyer were driving in Rome, and a truck blows a red-light, and the pope and his lawyer both die.



They appear before St. Peter at the pearly gates, and he says "Welcome to heaven."



At just that moment throngs of the heavenly host appear from within the
gates. Closer and closer they come. You can see the joy in their faces
as they draw near to the pope and his lawyer.



The pope holds his head up and straightens his collar expecting a hero's welcome and jubilant cheers like he enjoyed on earth.



The throng now reaches the gate and wisk the pope's lawyer up and carry him on their shoulders into the celestial city.



Soon they dissapear into the distance leaving the pope standing alone at the gate.



The pope says to Peter "I am the pope, you know".



Peter responds "Yes, I know, you may enter."



The pope continues "Did they know that was only my lawyer?"



Peter replies: "Listen, popes we have plenty . . . he was the first lawyer that's made it."

Why did God create alcohol beverages???

so that Irish wouldn't rule the world!!!

Thought of the day

"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending."

Things only possible in Movies!!!

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Most fun gaming experience!!!

Just confirms the fact that WII is the best console along with PSP best for handheld!!!..case closed!!

May 2, 2008 - There's no stopping Mario Kart over in
Japan. In its third week of sales, the Wii title sold an additional
151,918 units, placing it at the top of Media Create's software chart
for the week covering 4/21 to 4/27.

Just as Mario Kart has remained fixed in the top software spot, the PSP has done the same with hardware. Sony sold another 92,411 units of the portable this week, beating the Wii's 48,796 units and DS Lite's 42,435 units combined. The PS3 got a slight boost to 9,107 units. Below it were PS2 at 7,108 units and Xbox 360 at 1,283 units.

Men vs Women

Men VS Women - The Differences

Europe vs Italy

Europe vs Italy - Funny Animation by Bruno Bozzetto

Indians!!!

She was so Indian…

…she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

…she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

…she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

…she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

…she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

…she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

…she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

…she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

…she tried to drown a fish.

…she thought a quarterback was a refund.

…she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

…if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

…they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

…under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

…she tripped over a cordless phone.

…she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

…at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".

…she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

…it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

…if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

…she studied for a blood test …and failed.

…she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

…she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

…she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

…she sold the car for gas money.

…when she saw the "NC-17″ (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

…when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

…she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

…when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

…when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Another one on Stability!!

Srability Exercise
The Advantage Exercising on a Stability Ball is you get "more Bang for your Buck"

When perform exercises on the ball your core muscles and other stabilizer muscles are always active. They are active because the ball is an unstable surface, and in order for it to remain steady, your body must contract hundreds of different muscles to stabilize the ball.

For example, if you are doing push-ups on the stability ball, you are not only working your chest and triceps, your core, shoulder stabilizers, obliques, and even more muscles are active to stabilize the ball.

This not only means you will make your body stronger and more stable, you will also burn more calories than you would if you did the exercises using a bench or the floor instead of the ball.

Wife Install!!!

Few words of wisdom!!

Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words.

Keep your words positive, because your words become your actions.

Keep your actions positive, becaue your actions become your habits.

Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your lifestyle.

Keep your lifesyle positive, because your lifestyle becomes your destiny.

Make Windows Genuine by a simple trick!!

http://www.nokiasoftware.net/pc-applications/4452-make-windows-genuine-simple-trick.html

Jati

Cute hain

Flowers

Photography by pari

Magic food -- Celery

Helps fight free radicals, lower cholesterol, lower high blood pressure, has diuretic properties (be ready to be on the spree of peeing!!), and loads of Vitamin K among others that helps in blood coagulation and helps in heart disease.

A few quick serving ideas:

Add chopped celery to your favorite tuna fish or chicken salad recipe.

Enjoy the delicious tradition of eating peanut butter on celery stalks.

Use celery leaves in salads.

Braise chopped celery, radicchio and onions and serve topped with walnuts and your favorite soft cheese.

Next time you are making fresh squeezed carrot juice give it a unique taste dimension by adding some celery to it.

Add celery leaves and sliced celery stalks to soups, stews, casseroles, and healthy stir fries.

Adopt it as part of your life and live happily ever after... like Cinderella.

Strange

some strange news... just read that everybody of us and i mean everyone of us produces around 400-700ml of flatus everyday.... so whoever thinks they dont fart... small advice don't lie....

Latest News!!!

In other news, after loads and loads of begging mna sahib has become the moderator of this website... therefore u might see some stupid posts from now on.... have fun!!!!

Ucha Lamba Kad--Welcome

ucha lamba kad --- mom latest favourite song!!!...finally

SparkPeople

SparkPeople Stability Ball Workout

Stability Ball Exercise

Top Ten Stability Ball Exercises by www.getfitsource.com

Pa Won't Like It

A young man working at the bowling alley with his father accidentally overturned a cart full of bowling balls. John at the snack bar looked over and saw the boy struggling to right the tipped cart.

"Hey Chris," the snack bar employee said. "Forget your troubles for a bit. It's late. Come over here and try some of these new jalapeno poppers and fries. I'll help you with that cart after you eat."

"That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that," Chris replied.

"Aw, come on, take a break for a bit," the man at the snack bar insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "But Pa won't like it."

After eating a few of the poppers with ranch dressing and a huge plate of golden French fries, Chris thanked the snack bar worker. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset."

"Nonsense," the cook said. "Where is your pa anyway?"

"Under the cart."