some strange news... just read that everybody of us and i mean everyone of us produces around 400-700ml of flatus everyday.... so whoever thinks they dont fart... small advice don't lie....
Monday, 5 May 2008
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In other news, after loads and loads of begging mna sahib has become the moderator of this website... therefore u might see some stupid posts from now on.... have fun!!!!
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Thursday, 1 May 2008
Pa Won't Like It
A young man working at the bowling alley with his father accidentally overturned a cart full of bowling balls. John at the snack bar looked over and saw the boy struggling to right the tipped cart.
"Hey Chris," the snack bar employee said. "Forget your troubles for a bit. It's late. Come over here and try some of these new jalapeno poppers and fries. I'll help you with that cart after you eat."
"That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that," Chris replied.
"Aw, come on, take a break for a bit," the man at the snack bar insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "But Pa won't like it."
After eating a few of the poppers with ranch dressing and a huge plate of golden French fries, Chris thanked the snack bar worker. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset."
"Nonsense," the cook said. "Where is your pa anyway?"
"Under the cart."
"Hey Chris," the snack bar employee said. "Forget your troubles for a bit. It's late. Come over here and try some of these new jalapeno poppers and fries. I'll help you with that cart after you eat."
"That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that," Chris replied.
"Aw, come on, take a break for a bit," the man at the snack bar insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "But Pa won't like it."
After eating a few of the poppers with ranch dressing and a huge plate of golden French fries, Chris thanked the snack bar worker. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset."
"Nonsense," the cook said. "Where is your pa anyway?"
"Under the cart."
Wednesday, 30 April 2008
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man
starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When
I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police
said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab
driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my
poison.”
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